50 reasons to blog (2) !!@#$!!

Writing 50 reasons wd b real difficult. pls point out any redundancy or any insignificant point so i can replace it with another insignificant one

11) You’ve got to kill time

12) You’ve got to kill time (alright……repeating that bt thts THE most important point)

13) If u r a hosteller, unwelcome guests are well just that……unwelcome AND since most of your time is spent with these guys, the remaining time can be spent publicily on a decent internet cnnction berating them.

14) If on the other hand,u stay at home with parents and very unhappy with their rants, blogging makes em think u r doing somethin worthwile and won’t bother u as much

15) And if u have no social life, blogging makes ur life look a lot less miserable

16) But mostly it is for people who have a social life and need some time out!

17) On a blog, u can voice for love for quaint things and people alike!

18) There is another thing……people who normally read ur blog just skim over it. So, one can write “!@#$% is an @@@” in the midst of a decription of a rather nondescript item and get away with it. Try doing that in a public speech!

19) Its the only way u cd mix up the dating scenario of your past GF/BF and the infidelity scene of your new one.

20) But then again, its mostly to kill time……………..

PS: Reserving 10 for another time and another and another.

50 reasons to blog !!@#$!!

Allright, a lot of friends have been asking me why i blog?

there is no single particular, poignant reason so am giving a list of 50 trivial, insignificant one (a La fight club)
1) you ‘ve got to kill time

2) you’ve got to kill time

3) you are anyways not killing any1 else, y not kill time.believe me its more fun
4) u can use ur blog as a dustbin and post ideas (to kill time again! )
5) there is a huge community of people who don’t read u (thts a complex reason..don’t try to get into depth).It is to this community that u post
6) NOT blogging stokes ur anger inside, burns u on the inside……..keep bottling those emotions.bottle them……bottle them….bottle them……….let them compress into a small ball of anger and bitterness……… chances r ur goin to end up like a serial killer who shoot 9 kids in school cafetarias (No disrespect intended to serial killers…they are a very essential part of the society).

7) My point is u r goin to blog one day.y not do tht now

U can use cheap language…..reminding people of vintage mithunda movies

9) It is much better than orkutting and all that crap you guys keep doin on the net. Period.

10) NO, its not better than watchin a random lascivious clip interpolated b/n streams of carefully cultivated scripts  (read b/n the lines or refer to Vivid) ……..bt better than dwnloading the latter to limited speed networks or seein it online by streamin it!
PS: 40 more to come……..will keep em posted!!!

A tribute to Obelix

My best friend, IVAR (lets just not name names) who likes to call himself obelix (i guess frm the obelix and asterix strip, he’s a big fan of comics……) has just landed a plum job offer at MS. I am very happy for him and doubly so for myself as i am goin to get a fat treattt !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, this guy who i will say is a consummate geek esp. in comp. related matters has really wrkd hard at MS and at his coll (which i wd call IIITH (for anonymity)) since he managed a CG of 9.5 consistently, which does not go well with his image at school.

bcoz at school we were the two guys who completed their courses at the end. I do remember the endless phonecalls we made asking each other abt the course and comparing speeds !!!!!! although we were hopeless as our course wd either a) nt get completed or b) get completed 5 mins before the start of paper …………

Fun times those……………

And now he is all set to enjoy his days at MS aftr consistenly ghissing his gaand for 3 years.

His interests:

a) Hippopotamous drawing

b) Elephant Drawing

c) Garfield, animal crackers

d) capitals, currencies of Countries of the world

e) Powerpuff girls (hehehe!!!!)

f) Salt analysis (ok, i share tht with him!)

g) Ninja turtles

h) His college gals (hehehehhe!!!!!)

Now if such a guy gets a job at MS, imagine kya hoga

a) MS will be named Hipposoft

b) People wd have to come to office as caricatures of garfield
c) Watchin Powerpuff girls wd b made mandatory (hehehhe!!)

d) exclusive softwares of 1 GB listing you the countries, capitals of the world. Trust MS guys to build up the fluff on a 300 KB original (OK, tht was below the belt!!!!)

PS: i know u hv nt wrkd hard, obelix

PS2: i know u r a natural n needn’t study

PS3: congrats for that job!!!!!

PS4: sorry am late in posting

PS5: bol for your GRE

All that English!

i am sick and tired of people posing as verbal maestros ranting off their prowess at vocabulary while they would hardly be able to speak at a public function.

A few of my friends deliberately showoff newer words which would indubitably show them to be word genuises (or whatever you would call that)……..hello, vocabulary has to come from within — it has to connect to the points being spoken about but all you guys can do is fill endless pages of text whether it be blogs, orkut profiles or forum lines with nonsensical, idiotic jabbering………

Words should flow……we don’t remember Hardy bcoz he used words such as “consanguinity” (To his credit, he used a vocabulary the likes of which we won’t witness today) bt because he was able to connect them in a way, they seemed like a prose that flowed from Hardy’s Pen to our minds. It was text and yet it was not, for it was poetry characterized by pulchritude.

And people who think they emulate all those american authors please don’t bother. We are not interested in gauging your command over vocabulary. First, let your words make sense
PS: had some free time at hand

PS2: think i’m gettin a bit of castanza??

PS3: GRE preps on, am really scared

PS4: Looked at the essay section today……..one word horrified

i believe i can fly!!!!!

hv finally completed my project (cum training) report….hv wrkd hard on it and guess Sir wd appreciate it !!!!!!11

kal jaa raha hoon certi nikalwaane……..dekho kya hota hai!

btw just heard abt this frm a friend…stilll can’t believe it

my frnd hs gotten hold of this zip file “full_longhorn” which is 2.1 MB in size and contains windows longhorn, 780 MB large setup. is this unbelievable or wht?????? i mean when i heard it i was like “what the ****” bt am dwnloadin it rite now to c for myself
ok, i hv seen it 4 myself n well i m lost for words…………….

yeh kya chakkar hai………..itna bayanak compression kuchh to gadbad hai////////////

aarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rite on the money!

i hv nothin else to do these days save perhaps preparing 4 the GRE n watchin seinfeld so excuse me…………..

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no reponsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating… then you finish of as an organism !!!
Amen