Rip ‘em apart

sometimes i think i shd convert this blog to a place where i can rip these fwds apart……sample these, nd follow my argument so u cd probably undastand y i wd nt wanna get fwds

(This if frm my orkut mailbox)

1)  hello i have created a website where you can find fun and knowledge both together. please visit my website ****//***.*******.*** and join and participate in the community of fun2ka4.com

y shd i Mr. usman, do i know you or do u know me………do u think i hv lost all my desire to live and read sme crap u hv helped built. Thanx but no thanx!

2) SREEDEESH CHOWDARY has invited you to join the ‘LATE NIGHT’S & LATE MORNING’S’ community.
ok…..i do that bt y wd u think i’d spare time for you…….who the hell are you? i have a god enough idea to subtract my time and ur own frm ur wages and shove em back……..into a place u’d not like !
3) A stry called Paid in Full………..one of those tales where father dies and son never understood him when he was alive………………now, how UNCOMMON is that !!!!!!!! so wht do i do if some fictional characters  father dies and the son repents and the moral of the story is “How many times do we miss God’s blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?” i know that, wht do u expect me to do, sit on a cactus hoping that god wd have somehow turned it OR is hiding beside it, a rose bush.

4)  free sms, it works……….of course it does, thats y i never get ur messages or for that matter no one else does…………Damn You!

5)  I invite u to join the “blah blah” community…………….why, may i ask? did u conduct a psychological analysis of me and somehow figured i’d do anything u’d tell me?

top 50 reasons to blog (3)

once again……i do not apologize for the delay

i will cut to the chase

21) there are no specific time constraints to writing a blog. my own self is a case in point

22) its the perfect way to kill stress

23) its the perfect way to announce to the world that u are either a criminal or a mass murder or better still the BOFH (pls read the BOFH archives on it……….just google BOFH) without anyone really noticing

24) when they do notice…………u’d have already killed urself or an entire community. u can laugh at ur own expense at their stupidity afterwards

25) in case u want to leave tracks of such a deed and the FBI to track u down, kindly ask people to NOT see ur blog………u can’t blame em they r bound t do exact opposite

26) if however, u r a daredevil u can do that earlier tooo

27) else if it is ur wish to be shot down and be execrated for the rest of ur life, post every single detail of ur sordid murder affair on the blog and once again, ask people to not read it

28) u can speculate as i am doing currently

29) u can fabricate reasons to write a blog………..its fun

30) of course, there’s the added option of humiliating a friend publicly and asking people to READ the blog, and rest assured, it shall always remain a secret

PS1: i love these PSs

PS2: i think……..therefore i am

PS3: shakespaere once said “who careth”

PS4: just in case

yipppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeee

i’m bck aftr a long long break…………..don’t even now the last time i wrote

u’d think i’d miss writing my own personalized vendatta against (well)….everyone. Therein, u r wrong for u obviously confuse me with people who care a rat’s behind about their personal feelings or that of their worthy comrades! however, i m back on popular demand as i have somehow gotten the time to write more useless trivia justified only by my nonsensical pursuit of the flippant and the whimsical……………………….

do i confuse u? if not, my purpose has been defeated

PS: haven’t written PS’s in a long time

PS2: i am falling in love all over again

PS3: with PSs

PS4: i will leave that interpretation to readers