Archive for December, 2006

season’s greetings!!

December 31, 2006

A few intellectual people have bestowed upon me the oppurtunity of remunerating the utility of fanfare on new year’s eve

their views are straightforward: whts the big deal with a new year…….it just means u r closer to ur death by one more year and since u r nt the millionaire u hd planned to be, shouldn’t ur life suck this day?

I am thinking of a reply still. The points are quite valid….however, my mind fathoms situations in quite a different way. Firstly, I care abt my impending death status as much as I do abt a rat’s behind, so altogether its not a situation I should lose sleep over. Having said that, I would not want my life to be over soon (one has to be greedy sometimes……..)

Second, i never make plans…so any destruction of those is treated with absolute indifference by my bohemian soul.

bt the question remains, y we ned to celebrate the arrival of a new year. Perhaps it has got to do with the basic quality that evey homo sapien possesses in indeterminate quantities- HOPE. hope that tmmrw might turn out to be less painful than today………then again, it mite not. but u still gotta take r chances!

oh, also u celebrate the fact that u have escaped fatal injuries, head wounds, AIDS, STD or worse still,LOVE (whch i personally believe is the most fatal of all)

PS: i kill myself, don’t i???

Sushi on orkut

December 26, 2006

The human tendency to wave at complete strangers is so overwhelming, it has been noticed albeit with certain disagreeable effects amongst the Icelanders, the Canadians and to a dangerous degree among the indians. Although, people who pronounce themselves experts have failed to understand why such a tendency would tend to stick to indians as age would to a maiden.

logic fails……….most of the times. A similar logic has been applied to the creation and popularization of orkut and it has failed us by managing to enthrall the caprices and whims of 99% of indian net population. The rest 1% are simply intelligent…….u can’t argue with that (although i have known people who would argue over eating the most delectable pieces of oyster meat, bt even they should pass here)

orkut is an intelligent methodology to engage your mind in esp when you no social life of ur own…….which i assure you is not an unnecessary psychological. it is actually heartening to see multitudes of people being strecthed away from one another and leading their isolated lives……..isn’t that what the gurus have been professing over the year??? Self- awareness or Self-awakening or something like that…………

Non-meat eaters, i have no time to argue over my writings for my work is irreproachable in my own eyes and my own eyes are far better than those of an expert.

random

December 26, 2006

One must know that one has lost all purpose in life when he/she has ben beaten to the intimacies of the opposite sex by a rather unhandsome looking Nasal Singer (the unrivalled himesh)

Although the fact that a girlfriend would bestow herself to the likings of such a man is highly questionable, one must tend to believe morning posts. They are correct in 1 out of a million instances, which leaves their veritability beyond reproach.

time and again, man has tried to counter the fact that his attraction to the opposite sex is a mere fancy. I would not argue to the contrary. however, there are points beyond which a decent man must not go………..

Am i rambling, yes i am……..it is one of the priceless arts that our ancestors have passed on to us and while I am on earth, i mite as well make use of it. after all, one must act on the suggestions given to posterity