And that thing called “ending my life”

I recently heard of someone who had tried to commit suicide. It was a girl/boy issue. As sorry as i feel, i cannot help admiring how people who try commiting suicide and are unable to do so, stop trying??

Why quit trying? Is your life any better? NO, infact now you know that you are failing at one more thing. Does that not make you a bigger loser??

One shouldn’t stop trying…………the satisfication u get at having reached a set target is amazing!!

PS1: hate to discuss this morose topic in a lighter vein.

PS2: otherwise, had a gud day today……coz it was my bday

PS3: leave comments

On Boredom……

and once again, i am bored…….

so turned bck to blogging………its a stress buster. only i don’t have stress or rather i don’t take one

I ws askd this question : u know wht u wanna do if u have a million dollars in hand, coz thts wht u’d really do

Answer: Nothing. I wd just sit on my ass and do nothing.

well, no. i have many professions in mind – a writer perhaps, or as a songwriter or a scientist or a politician.

bt ultimately, i’m gonna sit on my ass one day and realize……i shd hv been lending support to my bum before makin a milion dollors.

PS: i am screwing with my own brains

Aishwarya Abhishek Marriage

There is a situation of national emergency in India these days…..the beauty queen of yesteryears is marrying the current heartthrob of the nation!

This is a matter of grave importance and probably the news of the year……never mind the Noida massacre, he’s just a maneater yaar- whats the big deal?

THIS is huge – Abhi has proposed to Aish and apparantely, they are getting married sometime…….

Lets look at Aish first. After successfully having ruined the career of a certain Mr. “I got called 56 times from her ex” and formerly having had the distinction of driving that ex to a situation of complete despair; she has successfully managed to catch hold of another young man. Lets see how she successfully manouevers the latter’s career to a path of complete futility and annihilation.

And now, Abhishek. Being the son of a great actor, he sure know how to handle publicity. With the hair band (which, btw is passe in France) and the rough looks (read: no physique), he has captured the fantasy of many young women. I have never known what is worse – his physique, his dancing skills or his acting.

It is amazing how these stars have had the better of “intelligent” junta. I have often wondered how stars suddenly develop a mutual attaraction for each other days before a movie is released and as soon as the movie bums, [let me quote shakespare] “Love’s Labour lost”

but, I think you would be incensed at my comments. After all, u r used to seeing Shahrukh dance (to crowd) at weddings’ of gangster- that reminds me, don’t eunuchs (Hijre) do this too at low-budget weddings? oh, but eunuchs have no other source of living, i guess……….

PS1: more to write on this…….

PS2: I am not against dancing….

PS3: Am real vella these days…….

My favorite kung fu movies

lemme revise  a few of my all time-fav chinki movies:

1) Enter The Dragon – This has gotta be the amongst the top 10 movies ever for the sheer energy of the greatest martial artist ever………and its rocking soundtrack theme, not to mention the final mirror climactic scene.

2) Way of the Dragon  – For that fascinating last 5 minute battle sequel b/n Bruce lee and Chuck Norris

3) Fist of Fury – (ok, i am enumerating only Bruce lee’s movies..bt this is nt an order of preference!) This movie had a real story! Depicted one chinese rebelling against the Japs who killed his master and wanted to take over his martial arts school. That one sequence where Lee beats the hell out of 10 martial artists on their own turf has gotta be one of the best ever.

4) Once Upon a Time in China- Jet Li stars as Wong Fei Hung who pitches his Kung fu against bullets and Englishmen. The staircase fight scene at the end is awesome, to say the least!!

5 ) Hero – One kung fu movie which had a real, real strong script. Jet Li’s fight on water with swords is the high point of this movie. One of My personal favourite.

6)  Drunken Master – One of Jackie Chan’s earlier movie. Don’t really remember much abt it…..except i really liked it

7) Kung Fu Hustle – Has to be the best chinese movie I have ever seen. Such a perfect blend of emotions, music and a strong script too……..People are always gung-ho abt its last scene, bt my fav is the part when Beast beats the hell out of Paris and Helen of Troy (just names…….)

Shaolin Soccer – no real fighting, bt once again raymond chow proves his genius at acting and direction. The last kick is amazin…….

9) Iron Monkey - one helluva fighting movie. Those who crave for crouching…….dragon, please go watch this one! Awesome, awesome stunts

10) Rumble in The Bronx – am not a big fan of Jackie Chan, bt this movie is worth mentioning for its unbelievable stunt, all done remarkably well by jackie Chan (Broke his Ass twice in the movie, bt i guess that’s the accepted norm for this guy).

11) Tai Chi Master – jet li’s amazing hand speed and the last part where he beats his friend-turned-foe by using the techniques of Tai-Chi is truly exceptional.

on chinki movies

There is not a day in my life that I do not thank my stars for having been brought in a world where Kung-fu and better still, Kung-fu movies thrive and multiply.

The rapid hand movements, the fast legs, the unbelievable leaps, the flying swords, the incredulous balancing on sticks and ladders, the possession of skill and strength that even superman couldn’t boast of………where would the world be without these movies ?

typical indian’s reaction – its just fighting!!!!!!

No, Sir/Madam this is nt merely a fight, this is an adrenaline shot for those of us who believe that

a) gravity does not exist

b) All those Laws of physics are trash

c) we can one day fly

d) we would learn how to balance on a single stick someday

People complain its unrealistic…….I wonder what they said when a certain Mr. Bacchan jumped and landed on a parchute which Mr. Roshan was calmly gliding along down a precipituos hill in Dhoom 2  or when Rajnikant does any of his so talked-about stunts.

A large majority of Hindi movies are way too much trash than Chinki movies………not to mention all that sobbing and hysterics.

Atleast, i have fun while watching a Chinki movie!!!!!!!

PS1: not all hindi movies are trash…….

PS2: am confused these days….

PS3: my apping process shd hopefully be over very soon.

PS4: will continue this post

PS5: will talk abt some of my most fav chinki movies

PS6: please don’t mind my repeated use of the word ‘chinki’ If u find it objectionable, please tell me so……..

PS7: two of my friends are doing this parkour thingy….hope it works and they don’t end up with necks broken !!!

PS8: coz its real scary……kinda like a stunt group